Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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