I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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