do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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