Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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