Me too!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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