god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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