Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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