last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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