I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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