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You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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