You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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