do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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