But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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