just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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