I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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