I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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