sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We are all done wearing pants today
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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