I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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