I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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