Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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