it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Text me some of your sweat
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