my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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