Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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