he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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