Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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