Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The police scanner is talking about you again....
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
