How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
