talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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