NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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