normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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