Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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