New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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