have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Randomize
