i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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