so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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