Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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