I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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