windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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