I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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