that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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