How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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