People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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