1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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