is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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