Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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