I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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