i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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