Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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