i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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