So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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