I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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