sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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