The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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