love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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