He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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